Hey guys! So my boss just cancelled my one shift a week at my job, which means I’m extra fucked financially this month than I already was! So I’m doing an emergency commission drive.
CUSTOM COMICS: $20/page B&W, 25 Colour. That’s right, cool-ass custom comics from me, the guy what did birthday skeleton.
B&W ILLUSTRATIONS: $20. Drawings of whatever you want! Your OC’S, pictures of your friends, A lovingly shaded hyper-realistic dick, whatevs!
COLOUR ILLUSTRATIONS: $30. Same deal but now your hyper-realistic dick is painted in the finest watercolours on heavy grade paper!
If you don’t have the money, please reblog, I really need some financial help because my bike has a flat, my only jeans are both ripped to hell, my laptop is dying and I don’t even have the money to make my rent. Contact me here or at email@example.com
Hey guys I’ve already gotten 2 commissions and a jillion new followers thanks to you being awesome, if 4 more people commission me by the end of the month I can pay my rent and get a pair of cheap black trousers so I look vaguely professional at this job interview I have this week and if a fifth person commissions me I can get my bike fixed and that would make me super happy as it’s my main form of transport.